McDonald's Ditties

#1 by A.S. (Sung to the tune of "Tubthumping")

You drive right up,

and it comes out at you.

I really do love their fries.

You drive right up,

and it comes out at you.

I really do love their fries.

Ooh McDonald"s, first fast food restaurant.

Thank you Ray Kroc,

and the McDonald's brothers for settin up the first franchise.

Thank you Ray Kroc,

and the McDonald's brothers for settin up the first franchise.

Now it's '98 and it's still growing strong.

Hey, McDonald's!

 

#2 by D.P. (Sung to Celine Dion's song from "Titantic.")

Everynight in my dreams,

I see McDonald's and milk shakes,

that is how I know there's fries.

Far across the distance,

and spaces between me and McDonald's,

and I'll always eat McDonald's.

 

#3 by S.C. (Sung to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On.")

Every night in my store,

I eat fries, I need more.

Now I know how they are made,

Hot! Fresh! They are the best.

Now I need to get back to work.

Hot! Fresh! They are the best.

 

#4  by H.C. (Sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald.")

Old McDonalds had drive thrus,

With french fries and hamburgers.

They were sold for a really good price.

They sold some milk shakes,

That came from cows. Moo, Moo, Moo.

It really made a profit,

Even in 1998.

 

#4 by B.H. (Sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald.")

The McDonald's Brothers had a franchise,

Hamburgers and fries.

Kroc got a franchise and built some more,

Hamburgers and fries.

The brothers thought it was a passing fad,

Hamburgers and fries.

They sold the business to Kroc,

Hamburgers and fries.

Kroc got money and they lost out,

Hamburgers and fries,

And now the business sells the best,

Hamburgers and fries!

 

#6  by B.S. (Sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald.")

Old McDonald had a farm, e i e i o.

And on his farm he had a chicken mcnugget, e i e i o.

With a cluck, cluck here, and a cluck, cluck there,

Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck, cluck,

Old McDonald had a farm, e i e i o.

And on his farm he a cheeseburger, e i e i o.

With a moo, moo here, and a moo, moo there,

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo, moo,

Old McDonald had a farm, e i e i o--May I take your order pleassssssse?

 

#7 by P.J. (Sung to the tune of "Stop!" by the Spice Girls)

McDonald's, it's fast food, it started in the year 1954.

Ray Kroc, he took over the business and made it into much, much more.

People thought McDonald's would go down in just a year or two,

But they were wrong, they should've bought stock ,

So they would've been happy just like Ray Kroc.

Ray Kroc, he's probably at home sitting in a chair,

and talking on the phone with the people who bought stock.

They were lucky, and now that is the birth of McDonald's.

 

#8 by A.J. (unknown tune)

Old Ray Kroc bought some stock,

From the McDonald brothers.

The hamburgers were only fifteen cents,

What a wonderful price.

The other things they sold were shakes and fries,

Could've gotten them for a good price,

Da dum, da dum, dumpt!

 

#9 by A.P. (Sung to the tune of "Men in Black.")

Here comes McDonald's,

Fifteen cents a burger.

It started in 1954,

It's the best fast food restaurant,

That the world ever knew.

Here comes McDonald's,

Fifteen cents a burger.

The shakes are really cool,

So are the fries,

It'll end in  "Who Know?"

HERE COMES McDONALD'S!

 


 

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